Eight years of marriage and still going strong — or at least still swearing with love. This funny 8th wedding anniversary card says exactly what you feel but can’t say out loud at dinner with the in-laws: “Eight Years Down And Still Totally Fcking Love You.”*
Perfect for couples who’ve made it through everything from IKEA meltdowns to passive-aggressive dishwasher arguments and still wouldn’t trade each other for anything (except maybe a nap).
Whether you’re celebrating with dinner, takeout, or just collapsing on the couch together, this card brings the honest, no-frills affection only eight years can build.
Printed on premium 324gsm matte cardstock, it’s blank inside — ready for a spicy love note, a sweet inside joke, or your signature sarcasm.
Product Compliance
- Materials: Premium Art Card Stock
- Packaging: Biodegradable sleeve (Eco-Friendly Fulfillment)
- Print Method: Giclée Fine Art Printing (High-Definition)
- Eco Standards: Recycled stock, vegan-friendly, water-based ink
- Warranty: 2-Year Warranty (UK & EEA) under Directive 1999/44/EC
- Safety Attestation: Issued February 2024 (Designed for Adult Use)
- Age Restriction: Designed for adult use
- Manufacturer: Helenz Ltd, operating JoyGREETS
- Location: 1415, Bulgaria, Sofia, Momino Venche 29
- Email: joy@joygreets.com
Sophie –
Simple and sweet, just what I wanted.
Jacob Allen –
Simple and sweet, just what I wanted.
Emily Walker –
Delivery took a bit but the card was worth it.
Poppy –
Print was awesome. Will buy again.