Let them know they’re a total legend with this cheeky funny birthday card for friend! Featuring the loud and proud message “You Absolute F*cking Star” and a delightfully goofy cartoon star, this card is made for those friends who shine the brightest — and swear the best.
Perfect for birthdays that deserve more than just a polite message, this card combines humour, attitude, and affection in one unforgettable punch. It’s printed on premium 324gsm cardstock and has a blank inside, so you can personalize it with your own wild, weird, or wonderful message.
Ideal for your best mate, sibling, work BFF, or anyone who deserves a birthday card with extra personality. Whether they’re turning 25 or 65, make them laugh — and feel like the absolute star they are.
Product Compliance
- Materials: Premium Art Card Stock
- Packaging: Biodegradable sleeve (Eco-Friendly Fulfillment)
- Print Method: Giclée Fine Art Printing (High-Definition)
- Eco Standards: Recycled stock, vegan-friendly, water-based ink
- Warranty: 2-Year Warranty (UK & EEA) under Directive 1999/44/EC
- Safety Attestation: Issued February 2024 (Designed for Adult Use)
- Age Restriction: Designed for adult use
- Manufacturer: Helenz Ltd, operating JoyGREETS
- Location: 1415, Bulgaria, Sofia, Momino Venche 29
- Email: joy@joygreets.com
Isla Young –
Got it sent to a friend — she was happy.
Joshua –
Delivery took a bit but the card was worth it.
Jonas K. –
Fun design, matched the photos exactly.
Finn Hall –
Delivery took a bit but the card was worth it.