“If Zombies Attack, You Got My Back” Funny Birthday Card for Dad

When the undead rise, who do you trust? Dad, of course. This funny birthday card for dad combines post-apocalyptic humor with heart: “Dad, if Zombies Attack. I Know You Got My Back.” It’s the perfect blend of silly and sweet for the guy who’s always been your protector — even if he’s never held a chainsaw.

Whether your dad loves zombie flicks, sarcastic humor, or just being the dependable one, this card will hit the mark. It’s great for birthdays, Father’s Day, or any occasion that calls for a laugh and a little love.

Printed on premium 324gsm cardstock, it has a quality feel and comes blank inside, so you can write a heartfelt note, survival plan, or your best dad joke.

Perfect for dads who are strong, brave, and would absolutely survive a zombie apocalypse — or at least try really hard while protecting you.

Product Compliance

• Materials: Premium Art Card Stock
• Packaging: Biodegradable sleeve (Eco-Friendly Fulfillment)
• Print Method: Giclée Fine Art Printing (High-Definition)
• Eco Standards: Recycled stock, vegan-friendly, water-based ink
• Warranty: 2-Year Warranty (UK & EEA) under Directive 1999/44/EC
• Safety Attestation: Issued February 2024 (Designed for Adult Use)
• Age Restriction: Designed for adult use
• Manufacturer: Helenz Ltd, operating JoyGREETS
• Location: 1415, Bulgaria, Sofia, Momino Venche 29
• Email: joy@joygreets.com