Turning 30 is a big deal — especially when you’re not the one turning it. This funny 30th birthday card says what everyone else is thinking with: “Bad News You’re 30, Good News I’m Not.” It’s bold, cheeky, and exactly the kind of friendly jab that makes birthdays hilarious.
Perfect for roasting a bestie, sibling, coworker, or partner who’s officially entering “real adulthood.” Whether you’re just behind them or smugly still in your twenties, this card turns their milestone into your punchline.
Printed on premium 324gsm cardstock with a matte finish, this card feels just as good as the joke hits. The inside is blank, giving you space to add more jabs, a heartfelt message, or a sarcastic survival guide for life in your 30s.
Give it solo or pair it with a gift that screams “you’re old now” — like vitamins, orthopedic slippers, or a calendar of chiropractor appointments.
Product Compliance
- Materials: Premium Art Card Stock
- Packaging: Biodegradable sleeve (Eco-Friendly Fulfillment)
- Print Method: Giclée Fine Art Printing (High-Definition)
- Eco Standards: Recycled stock, vegan-friendly, water-based ink
- Warranty: 2-Year Warranty (UK & EEA) under Directive 1999/44/EC
- Safety Attestation: Issued February 2024 (Designed for Adult Use)
- Age Restriction: Designed for adult use
- Manufacturer: Helenz Ltd, operating JoyGREETS
- Location: 1415, Bulgaria, Sofia, Momino Venche 29
- Email: joy@joygreets.com
Isla Taylor –
Print was awesome. Will buy again.
Jacob –
Fast shipping and good quality!