Turning 30 just got a whole lot funnier. Our Funny 30th Birthday Card delivers a brutally honest — and hilarious — reminder of just how far your favorite 30-year-old has come. Featuring the cheeky line “30 Years 9 Months Ago You Was Just a Speck of Jizz”, this card doesn’t sugarcoat it — and that’s exactly why it works.
Perfect for friends, siblings, or partners who love a bold sense of humor, this card stands out in a sea of cliché birthday greetings. The bold message paired with playful artwork makes it one of our most unforgettable picks for celebrating the big 3-0.
Crafted on premium cardstock, blank inside for your personal roast or heartfelt words. It’s a birthday they’ll definitely remember — for better or worse.
Product Compliance
- Materials: Premium Art Card Stock
- Packaging: Biodegradable sleeve (Eco-Friendly Fulfillment)
- Print Method: Giclée Fine Art Printing (High-Definition)
- Eco Standards: Recycled stock, vegan-friendly, water-based ink
- Warranty: 2-Year Warranty (UK & EEA) under Directive 1999/44/EC
- Safety Attestation: Issued February 2024 (Designed for Adult Use)
- Age Restriction: Designed for adult use
- Manufacturer: Helenz Ltd, operating JoyGREETS
- Location: 1415, Bulgaria, Sofia, Momino Venche 29
- Email: joy@joygreets.com
Ashlee –
This one is a lot but Im so glad that I ordered it! Would be a perfect present))
Hannah –
Got it sent to a friend — she was happy.
Freya Brown –
Delivery took a bit but the card was worth it.
Charlie Taylor –
Nice one. Arrived safe and looked good.
Freya –
Fast shipping and good quality!