Some birthdays deserve brutal honesty — and a lot of laughter. This Funny 30th Birthday Card says what you’re thinking with the bold front message: “Bad News You’re 30. Good News I’m F*cking Not.” It’s savage, hilarious, and perfect for roasting your friend, sibling, or coworker on their milestone birthday.
Whether they’re dreading their thirties or embracing them with grace (and wine), this card delivers the shock value and humor they didn’t know they needed. It’s a great icebreaker for party gifts or a standalone laugh that they’ll probably never forget.
Printed on premium cardstock with a matte finish, this card is blank inside for your personal insult, compliment, or mix of both. It’s made for the kind of relationship where sarcasm is love language — and birthdays are just another excuse to mock each other.
Product Compliance
- Materials: Premium Art Card Stock
- Packaging: Biodegradable sleeve (Eco-Friendly Fulfillment)
- Print Method: Giclée Fine Art Printing (High-Definition)
- Eco Standards: Recycled stock, vegan-friendly, water-based ink
- Warranty: 2-Year Warranty (UK & EEA) under Directive 1999/44/EC
- Safety Attestation: Issued February 2024 (Designed for Adult Use)
- Age Restriction: Designed for adult use
- Manufacturer: Helenz Ltd, operating JoyGREETS
- Location: 1415, Bulgaria, Sofia, Momino Venche 29
- Email: joy@joygreets.com
Ethan –
Little late, but perfect print.
Madison Wilson –
Ordered this one for my mum. She loved it.