Growing older might not be glamorous — but it can definitely be hilarious with our “Another Year Closer to Gravity” rude birthday card. Perfect for friends, family members, or coworkers who don’t take aging too seriously, this cheeky card brings humor to any birthday celebration.
Printed on thick, eco-friendly cardstock, this bold design delivers a punchline that’s sure to make them laugh. The blank interior provides ample room for a personal message — whether you want to keep the jokes rolling or sneak in a sincere note.
Each card comes with a matching envelope, making it easy to send a little humor across the miles. Ideal for milestone birthdays, gag gifts, or anyone who loves a good laugh, the “Another Year Closer to Gravity” rude birthday card will ensure your greeting stands out.
This year, skip the sentimental and go straight for the hilarious.
Product Compliance
- Materials: Premium Art Card Stock
- Packaging: Biodegradable sleeve (Eco-Friendly Fulfillment)
- Print Method: Giclée Fine Art Printing (High-Definition)
- Eco Standards: Recycled stock, vegan-friendly, water-based ink
- Warranty: 2-Year Warranty (UK & EEA) under Directive 1999/44/EC
- Safety Attestation: Issued February 2024 (Designed for Adult Use)
- Age Restriction: Designed for adult use
- Manufacturer: Helenz Ltd, operating JoyGREETS
- Location: 1415, Bulgaria, Sofia, Momino Venche 29
- Email: joy@joygreets.com
Emily –
Cute design, paper felt nice.
Isabelle –
Everything looked just like the pictures. Very happy with my order.
Joshua Brown –
Simple and sweet, just what I wanted.
Joshua Young –
Print was awesome. Will buy again.