Oops, you missed their birthday… again. But hey — at least the world didn’t end. Yet. This belated zombie birthday card leans into the chaos with a hilarious twist: “I’m Happy That You Were Able To Celebrate Another Birthday Before the Zombie Apocalypse.”
It’s perfect for horror fans, late celebrators, and friends who expect nothing less than a dramatic excuse for your forgetfulness. Whether they love The Walking Dead or just appreciate absurd humor, this card saves your belated birthday moment with laughs instead of guilt.
Printed on premium 324gsm matte cardstock, this card is blank inside so you can write a heartfelt apology, a sarcastic survival plan, or a list of reasons why they’re still alive and you’re still invited to next year’s party.
Give it late, give it loud, and give it knowing it’s still better than no card at all.
Product Compliance
- Materials: Premium Art Card Stock
- Packaging: Biodegradable sleeve (Eco-Friendly Fulfillment)
- Print Method: Giclée Fine Art Printing (High-Definition)
- Eco Standards: Recycled stock, vegan-friendly, water-based ink
- Warranty: 2-Year Warranty (UK & EEA) under Directive 1999/44/EC
- Safety Attestation: Issued February 2024 (Designed for Adult Use)
- Age Restriction: Designed for adult use
- Manufacturer: Helenz Ltd, operating JoyGREETS
- Location: 1415, Bulgaria, Sofia, Momino Venche 29
- Email: joy@joygreets.com
Bryan –
The quality is 10/10, packed with care, fast arrival. Im pleased
Harry –
Nice one. Arrived safe and looked good.