Celebrate another year of surviving birthdays — and the end of the world — with this apocalypse birthday card that says: “WooHoo! Another Year and Still no Zombie Apocalypse!” It’s perfect for the friend who stockpiles snacks, binge-watches zombie shows, and laughs in the face of doomsday (as long as there’s cake).
This card brings the drama, the relief, and the dark humor all in one hilarious message. Whether you’re buying for a prepper, horror fan, or just someone who’s been through enough to deserve a moment of joy, it’s the kind of birthday card they won’t forget.
Printed on 324gsm premium cardstock with a matte finish, this card is blank inside — so you can add anything from genuine birthday love to zombie survival tips. Or both.
Give it solo or pair it with canned food and a flashlight — just in case next year doesn’t end quite as well.
Product Compliance
- Materials: Premium Art Card Stock
- Packaging: Biodegradable sleeve (Eco-Friendly Fulfillment)
- Print Method: Giclée Fine Art Printing (High-Definition)
- Eco Standards: Recycled stock, vegan-friendly, water-based ink
- Warranty: 2-Year Warranty (UK & EEA) under Directive 1999/44/EC
- Safety Attestation: Issued February 2024 (Designed for Adult Use)
- Age Restriction: Designed for adult use
- Manufacturer: Helenz Ltd, operating JoyGREETS
- Location: 1415, Bulgaria, Sofia, Momino Venche 29
- Email: joy@joygreets.com
George –
It looks so cool and the print is soo nice. Packed very well, nothing happened to it. Took only a couple of days to arrive
Noel –
Delivery took a bit but the card was worth it.