Friendship takes many forms — and this funny zombie birthday card proves yours is slightly dark, mildly unhinged, and totally awesome. Featuring the message “Happy Birthday! In a Zombie Apocalypse I Would Kill You Last,” it’s the ultimate compliment for the one person you’d definitely hesitate to sacrifice.
Perfect for best friends, siblings, or coworkers with a love of horror flicks, dark humor, and birthday cards that don’t take themselves seriously. It’s great for anyone who’d laugh at the thought of you protecting them… right up until the snacks run out.
Printed on thick 324gsm matte cardstock, this card comes blank inside — so you can add your own survival plan, secret handshake, or just a “P.S. You’re slower than me.”
Whether you’re celebrating a birthday, inside joke, or just want to remind them of their expendable-yet-special status — this card bites in the best way.
Product Compliance
- Materials: Premium Art Card Stock
- Packaging: Biodegradable sleeve (Eco-Friendly Fulfillment)
- Print Method: Giclée Fine Art Printing (High-Definition)
- Eco Standards: Recycled stock, vegan-friendly, water-based ink
- Warranty: 2-Year Warranty (UK & EEA) under Directive 1999/44/EC
- Safety Attestation: Issued February 2024 (Designed for Adult Use)
- Age Restriction: Designed for adult use
- Manufacturer: Helenz Ltd, operating JoyGREETS
- Location: 1415, Bulgaria, Sofia, Momino Venche 29
- Email: joy@joygreets.com
Joshua –
Cute design, paper felt nice.