Some friendships run on love. Others run on sarcasm. This funny Christmas card for a friend is made for the latter. With the brutally honest message: “Merry Christmas, I’m giving you this card in advance so I don’t have to spend the holidays with you” it’s the perfect way to say “I care — from a distance.”
Whether you’re the introvert in the group or just embracing the art of avoiding awkward parties, this card keeps it festive without committing to actual plans. Great for besties, work friends, or siblings who’ll totally laugh (and maybe relate a little too much).
Printed on premium 324gsm cardstock, this card feels high-quality — even if the sentiment is low-effort on purpose. The blank interior leaves room for more sarcasm, a sincere note, or both.
Give the gift of honesty this season. It’s cheaper than therapy — and way more fun.
Product Compliance
- Materials: Premium Art Card Stock
- Packaging: Biodegradable sleeve (Eco-Friendly Fulfillment)
- Print Method: Giclée Fine Art Printing (High-Definition)
- Eco Standards: Recycled stock, vegan-friendly, water-based ink
- Warranty: 2-Year Warranty (UK & EEA) under Directive 1999/44/EC
- Safety Attestation: Issued February 2024 (Designed for Adult Use)
- Age Restriction: Designed for adult use
- Manufacturer: Helenz Ltd, operating JoyGREETS
- Location: 1415, Bulgaria, Sofia, Momino Venche 29
- Email: joy@joygreets.com
Ashley –
Little late, but perfect print.