Make Christmas hilariously unforgettable with our “You’re Getting Nothing from Santa” rude Christmas card. Perfect for friends or family members who love edgy humor, this card delivers a witty twist on the usual festive cheer.
Printed on premium eco-conscious cardstock, the card features bold, playful design and sharp humor that’s sure to stand out. The blank interior lets you customize your message, whether you want to add a few more jokes or a surprisingly sweet sentiment.
Each rude Christmas card comes with a matching envelope, ready to shock, surprise, and delight your lucky recipient. It’s ideal for friends, siblings, coworkers, or anyone who enjoys humor that’s a little less “nice list” and a lot more “naughty list.”
Forget the typical Merry Christmas messages — this year, send a card that they’ll actually laugh at and remember. Whether you’re slipping it into a Secret Santa exchange or mailing it to your best mate, the “You’re Getting Nothing from Santa” rude Christmas card will make sure your holiday message gets noticed!
Product Compliance
- Materials: Premium Art Card Stock
- Packaging: Biodegradable sleeve (Eco-Friendly Fulfillment)
- Print Method: Giclée Fine Art Printing (High-Definition)
- Eco Standards: Recycled stock, vegan-friendly, water-based ink
- Warranty: 2-Year Warranty (UK & EEA) under Directive 1999/44/EC
- Safety Attestation: Issued February 2024 (Designed for Adult Use)
- Age Restriction: Designed for adult use
- Manufacturer: Helenz Ltd, operating JoyGREETS
- Location: 1415, Bulgaria, Sofia, Momino Venche 29
- Email: joy@joygreets.com
Dana –
This was a hit at our family Christmas party. Everyone passed it around. Card quality was surprisingly nice — thick paper, good colour. Got here in 4 days.
Siobhan Kelly –
Rude, festive, amazing.
Isla Young –
Delivery took a bit but the card was worth it.
Emily –
Fast shipping and good quality!
Callum Wright –
Absolutely savage — loved it. Gave this to my brother and he just burst out laughing. Totally our kind of humour. Arrived in decent time too, about a week.
Michael Brown –
Nice one. Arrived safe and looked good.