Some people want tinsel and twinkle. Others want a card that says “Merry Christmas, And All That Shit.” This rude Christmas card is for the realists, the grinches, and the wonderfully sarcastic souls who aren’t afraid to cut through the holiday fluff with a blunt (and hilarious) message.
Printed on thick 324gsm cardstock, it delivers your honest festive spirit with bold typography and a minimalist design that lets the message shine. The inside is blank — write something sweet, or double down on the sass. Either way, it’s guaranteed to make the right person laugh out loud.
Perfect for your most unfiltered friends, coworkers who hate holiday Zoom calls, or anyone who rolls their eyes at carolers. Bonus points if you pair it with a bottle of whiskey or a passive-aggressive fruitcake.
At JoyGreets, we know that not all greetings need glitter — some just need guts.
Product Compliance
- Materials: Premium Art Card Stock
- Packaging: Biodegradable sleeve (Eco-Friendly Fulfillment)
- Print Method: Giclée Fine Art Printing (High-Definition)
- Eco Standards: Recycled stock, vegan-friendly, water-based ink
- Warranty: 2-Year Warranty (UK & EEA) under Directive 1999/44/EC
- Safety Attestation: Issued February 2024 (Designed for Adult Use)
- Age Restriction: Designed for adult use
- Manufacturer: Helenz Ltd, operating JoyGREETS
- Location: 1415, Bulgaria, Sofia, Momino Venche 29
- Email: joy@joygreets.com
Eimear –
Brilliant card, but delivery took 10 days. Worth it though!
Poppy –
Print was awesome. Will buy again.