Short, loud, and impossible to ignore — just like your favorite people. This funny Xmas card keeps it classic with a twist: “Ho Ho Ho Merry Xmas” in a bold, cheeky tone perfect for those who like their holidays a little less Hallmark and a little more hilarious.
Whether you’re sending it to a best friend, partner, or office legend, this card delivers festive spirit without the fluff. It’s merry, it’s loud, and it doesn’t try to be deep — just like the ideal Christmas party.
Printed on premium 324gsm cardstock, this card has a smooth, durable feel. The inside is blank, ready for your own message — naughty, nice, or somewhere in between.
Ideal for gift-giving, mailbox drops, or slipping into a bottle of something festive. It’s how you say “Merry Christmas” without getting too sentimental.
Product Compliance
- Materials: Premium Art Card Stock
- Packaging: Biodegradable sleeve (Eco-Friendly Fulfillment)
- Print Method: Giclée Fine Art Printing (High-Definition)
- Eco Standards: Recycled stock, vegan-friendly, water-based ink
- Warranty: 2-Year Warranty (UK & EEA) under Directive 1999/44/EC
- Safety Attestation: Issued February 2024 (Designed for Adult Use)
- Age Restriction: Designed for adult use
- Manufacturer: Helenz Ltd, operating JoyGREETS
- Location: 1415, Bulgaria, Sofia, Momino Venche 29
- Email: joy@joygreets.com


Madison –
Cute design, paper felt nice.