Some breakups deserve cake. Others deserve a standing ovation — and this funny divorce card delivers just that, featuring a smug cartoon cat and the glorious message: “You’re Finally Divorced! Thank Fck That’s Over.”* Whether it was messy, long overdue, or just hilariously dramatic, this card celebrates their escape with claws-out sarcasm and a side of feline judgment.
Perfect for best friends, siblings, coworkers, or anyone who just got their life back. It’s bold, unapologetic, and exactly the kind of laugh they need post-divorce.
Printed on premium 324gsm cardstock, the card has a smooth matte finish and comes blank inside — ready for your personal message, breakup playlist suggestion, or wine recommendation.
Whether you’re handing it over with champagne, chocolate, or a suitcase packed for a solo trip, this card is the perfect companion to a well-earned new beginning.
Product Compliance
- Materials: Premium Art Card Stock
- Packaging: Biodegradable sleeve (Eco-Friendly Fulfillment)
- Print Method: Giclée Fine Art Printing (High-Definition)
- Eco Standards: Recycled stock, vegan-friendly, water-based ink
- Warranty: 2-Year Warranty (UK & EEA) under Directive 1999/44/EC
- Safety Attestation: Issued February 2024 (Designed for Adult Use)
- Age Restriction: Designed for adult use
- Manufacturer: Helenz Ltd, operating JoyGREETS
- Location: 1415, Bulgaria, Sofia, Momino Venche 29
- Email: joy@joygreets.com
Ethan –
Delivery took a bit but the card was worth it.
Michael Taylor –
Got it sent to a friend — she was happy.