New chapter? More like new level unlocked. This funny divorce congratulations card is perfect for cheering on a friend who just dropped the dead weight (legally, emotionally, and possibly financially).
With the bold message “Congrats on Your Divorce!”, it’s ideal for anyone celebrating their return to freedom, independence, or just better sleep. Whether they’re crying, partying, or both — this card delivers exactly the right vibe: supportive, sassy, and a little bit savage.
Printed on thick 324gsm matte cardstock, it’s blank inside so you can customize your message — heartfelt, hilarious, or brutally honest. Pair it with wine, candles, or a getaway plan. They earned it.
Perfect for post-divorce parties, care packages, or quietly slipped into a lawyer’s office reception.
Product Compliance
- Materials: Premium Art Card Stock
- Packaging: Biodegradable sleeve (Eco-Friendly Fulfillment)
- Print Method: Giclée Fine Art Printing (High-Definition)
- Eco Standards: Recycled stock, vegan-friendly, water-based ink
- Warranty: 2-Year Warranty (UK & EEA) under Directive 1999/44/EC
- Safety Attestation: Issued February 2024 (Designed for Adult Use)
- Age Restriction: Designed for adult use
- Manufacturer: Helenz Ltd, operating JoyGREETS
- Location: 1415, Bulgaria, Sofia, Momino Venche 29
- Email: joy@joygreets.com
Jacob –
Ordered this one for my mum. She loved it.