Sometimes you’ve got to be blunt — and hilarious. This Funny Breakup Card delivers both, with the message “Calm Down! You’re Not My Type” printed boldly on the front. Whether you’re sending it as a real farewell, a joke between friends, or a lighthearted roast, this card brings cheeky confidence to the table.
Perfect for the end of a short-lived fling, a dramatic situationship, or just to poke fun at someone who thought they had a chance, this card is all attitude with just the right amount of charm.
Printed on thick, high-quality cardstock with a smooth matte finish, it’s blank inside — which means you can keep it short or make it extra savage. Great as a breakup note, a sassy Valentine’s Day joke, or a funny addition to your anti-romance collection.
Because not every card needs hearts and flowers. Sometimes, it just needs honesty — and punchlines.
Product Compliance
- Materials: Premium Art Card Stock
- Packaging: Biodegradable sleeve (Eco-Friendly Fulfillment)
- Print Method: Giclée Fine Art Printing (High-Definition)
- Eco Standards: Recycled stock, vegan-friendly, water-based ink
- Warranty: 2-Year Warranty (UK & EEA) under Directive 1999/44/EC
- Safety Attestation: Issued February 2024 (Designed for Adult Use)
- Age Restriction: Designed for adult use
- Manufacturer: Helenz Ltd, operating JoyGREETS
- Location: 1415, Bulgaria, Sofia, Momino Venche 29
- Email: joy@joygreets.com
Stephanie –
Thinking about getting more of these because theyre fiiire
Ruby Bishop –
It came so fast, like wooow! The quality is good, packed very carefully. 5/5
Jacob –
Got it sent to a friend — she was happy.