When it’s over, but you’re not going out quietly – this Funny Breakup Card brings the perfect dose of sass to a final farewell. With a cat sticking out its tongue and the unapologetic message “Go On, Piss off Then… Bye”, this card is designed for those who’ve had enough — and want to say it with a grin.
Whether it was a situationship, a long-term disaster, or just someone who took the last slice of pizza one too many times, this card gets your message across without the drama (or maybe with just the right amount). It’s bold, funny, and a little bit savage — just like you.
Printed on premium cardstock and blank inside for your own closing words — cheeky, heartfelt, or brutally honest. Because sometimes closure deserves to be hilarious.
Product Compliance
- Materials: Premium Art Card Stock
- Packaging: Biodegradable sleeve (Eco-Friendly Fulfillment)
- Print Method: Giclée Fine Art Printing (High-Definition)
- Eco Standards: Recycled stock, vegan-friendly, water-based ink
- Warranty: 2-Year Warranty (UK & EEA) under Directive 1999/44/EC
- Safety Attestation: Issued February 2024 (Designed for Adult Use)
- Age Restriction: Designed for adult use
- Manufacturer: Helenz Ltd, operating JoyGREETS
- Location: 1415, Bulgaria, Sofia, Momino Venche 29
- Email: joy@joygreets.com
Finn Hall –
Nice one. Arrived safe and looked good.
Hannah –
Delivery took a bit but the card was worth it.
Madison –
Simple and sweet, just what I wanted.
Sophie Allen –
Simple and sweet, just what I wanted.