Love is patient. Love is kind. Love also wants to scream sometimes — but doesn’t, because it’s love. This funny I love you card delivers a brutal truth with the perfect balance of affection and sarcasm: “I Love You More Than I Want to Kill You. P.S. So We’re Good.”
Ideal for couples who bicker as much as they bond, this card is a hilarious way to say, “You drive me crazy, but I’m still yours.” It’s the ultimate mix of honesty, humor, and romantic surrender.
Perfect for anniversaries, Valentine’s Day, or just a random “please don’t leave me” Tuesday. Whether your relationship is fueled by passion, eye rolls, or shared memes — this card speaks your love language.
Printed on thick 324gsm cardstock with a smooth matte finish, it’s blank inside so you can add your own twisted love note or a list of grievances lovingly ignored.
Product Compliance
- Materials: Premium Art Card Stock
- Packaging: Biodegradable sleeve (Eco-Friendly Fulfillment)
- Print Method: Giclée Fine Art Printing (High-Definition)
- Eco Standards: Recycled stock, vegan-friendly, water-based ink
- Warranty: 2-Year Warranty (UK & EEA) under Directive 1999/44/EC
- Safety Attestation: Issued February 2024 (Designed for Adult Use)
- Age Restriction: Designed for adult use
- Manufacturer: Helenz Ltd, operating JoyGREETS
- Location: 1415, Bulgaria, Sofia, Momino Venche 29
- Email: joy@joygreets.com
Ashley –
Fast shipping and good quality!