Becoming a parent is life-changing — and a little terrifying. That’s why this Funny New Parent Card is here to keep things real and loud with the front message: “Congrats You’re Going to Rock This Parent Shit!” It’s supportive, honest, and exactly the kind of message every new parent (or soon-to-be one) needs to hear.
This card is perfect for friends, siblings, coworkers, or anyone diving headfirst into diapers, bottle warmers, and zero sleep. It’s bold, funny, and full of love — just like parenthood itself. Whether they’re confident or panicking, this card delivers both reassurance and a well-timed laugh.
Printed on thick, premium matte cardstock, it’s blank inside so you can write your own message of support, advice, or inappropriate parenting jokes. Add it to a gift or hand it over solo — it’ll hit either way.
Product Compliance
- Materials: Premium Art Card Stock
- Packaging: Biodegradable sleeve (Eco-Friendly Fulfillment)
- Print Method: Giclée Fine Art Printing (High-Definition)
- Eco Standards: Recycled stock, vegan-friendly, water-based ink
- Warranty: 2-Year Warranty (UK & EEA) under Directive 1999/44/EC
- Safety Attestation: Issued February 2024 (Designed for Adult Use)
- Age Restriction: Designed for adult use
- Manufacturer: Helenz Ltd, operating JoyGREETS
- Location: 1415, Bulgaria, Sofia, Momino Venche 29
- Email: joy@joygreets.com
Emily Walker –
Simple and sweet, just what I wanted.
George Brown –
Fast shipping and good quality!
Emily –
Cute design, paper felt nice.