“Congrats! Time to Hit the Bottle!” Funny New Baby Boy Card

5.99

(2 customer reviews)

A Funny New Baby Card with the message “Congrats! Time to Hit the Bottle!” — perfect for welcoming new parents with humor and good vibes.

  • Premium Sizes: 10×15 cm, 5×5″ (High-Quality Print)
  • Luxury Paper Weight: 324gsm (Optimal for Giclée Printing)
  • Inside: Fully Personalized — add your own message or leave it blank
  • Front Message: Congrats! Time to Hit the Bottle!
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Welcoming a baby is magical… and exhausting. This Funny New Baby Boy Card captures both realities with a wink, thanks to its cheeky front message: “Congrats! Time to Hit the Bottle!” Whether it’s baby bottles or celebratory wine, this card keeps things light and hilarious — perfect for new parents who still appreciate a good laugh between diaper changes.

It’s a great way to say congratulations without getting too sappy. Ideal for friends, siblings, coworkers, or anyone stepping into sleepless nights and endless baby snuggles. This card works beautifully for baby boys, but the humor is universal enough to suit any new arrival.

Printed on premium-quality matte cardstock, it’s blank inside so you can add your own message — heartfelt, humorous, or somewhere in between. Whether it’s your first gift or part of a full baby bundle, it adds a funny, personal touch they won’t forget.

Product Compliance

  • Materials: Premium Art Card Stock
  • Packaging: Biodegradable sleeve (Eco-Friendly Fulfillment)
  • Print Method: Giclée Fine Art Printing (High-Definition)
  • Eco Standards: Recycled stock, vegan-friendly, water-based ink
  • Warranty: 2-Year Warranty (UK & EEA) under Directive 1999/44/EC
  • Safety Attestation: Issued February 2024 (Designed for Adult Use)
  • Age Restriction: Designed for adult use
  • Manufacturer: Helenz Ltd, operating JoyGREETS
  • Location: 1415, Bulgaria, Sofia, Momino Venche 29
  • Email: joy@joygreets.com

2 reviews for “Congrats! Time to Hit the Bottle!” Funny New Baby Boy Card

  1. Emily

    Print was awesome. Will buy again.

  2. Hannah Wilson

    Ordered this one for my mum. She loved it.

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