Say hello to the newest little legend — and say goodbye to sleep! This Funny New Baby Girl Card keeps it real with the front message: “Congrats! Time to Hit the Bottle!” It’s the perfect blend of cute and cheeky, made for parents who appreciate a good laugh as much as a soft blanket.
Whether it’s their first baby or another round of bottles and lullabies, this card brings humor into the mix without losing the joy of the moment. It’s ideal for friends, family, coworkers, or anyone who’s ready to swap late-night parties for midnight feeds.
Printed on premium-quality matte cardstock, it’s blank inside for your own message — sweet, funny, or slightly chaotic, just like new parenthood. Pair it with a baby gift, a care package, or a bottle of something for the grown-ups (they’ll need it).
Because the best kind of congratulations is one that comes with a smile.
Product Compliance
- Materials: Premium Art Card Stock
- Packaging: Biodegradable sleeve (Eco-Friendly Fulfillment)
- Print Method: Giclée Fine Art Printing (High-Definition)
- Eco Standards: Recycled stock, vegan-friendly, water-based ink
- Warranty: 2-Year Warranty (UK & EEA) under Directive 1999/44/EC
- Safety Attestation: Issued February 2024 (Designed for Adult Use)
- Age Restriction: Designed for adult use
- Manufacturer: Helenz Ltd, operating JoyGREETS
- Location: 1415, Bulgaria, Sofia, Momino Venche 29
- Email: joy@joygreets.com
Emily –
Got it sent to a friend — she was happy.