Becoming a parent is a big deal — and sometimes, it deserves a card that skips the fluff and goes straight for the real talk. This Funny New Parent Card says exactly what every awesome mom or dad-to-be needs to hear: “You’re Going to Rock This Parent Shit.”
Featuring two adorable avocado characters (yes, parents are now avocados and it works perfectly), this card blends humor, encouragement, and cuteness in one ripe little package. It’s the perfect way to acknowledge the crazy, beautiful chaos that’s about to begin — and to show your support with a wink and a laugh.
Whether you’re sending love to close friends, siblings, or coworkers who just found out they’re expecting, this card hits the right note of cheeky and caring. Printed on premium matte cardstock, the inside is blank for your personal message — heartfelt, hilarious, or somewhere in between.
Because parenting is messy, amazing, exhausting, and unforgettable — and they’re totally ready for it.
Product Compliance
- Materials: Premium Art Card Stock
- Packaging: Biodegradable sleeve (Eco-Friendly Fulfillment)
- Print Method: Giclée Fine Art Printing (High-Definition)
- Eco Standards: Recycled stock, vegan-friendly, water-based ink
- Warranty: 2-Year Warranty (UK & EEA) under Directive 1999/44/EC
- Safety Attestation: Issued February 2024 (Designed for Adult Use)
- Age Restriction: Designed for adult use
- Manufacturer: Helenz Ltd, operating JoyGREETS
- Location: 1415, Bulgaria, Sofia, Momino Venche 29
- Email: joy@joygreets.com
Gabriella –
This one is so cute! Paid a bit more but it was sent to my friends immediately which is great because well — pandemic. They’re thrilled!
Jacob Hall –
Delivery took a bit but the card was worth it.
Jacob –
Fast shipping and good quality!