They got a new job. You got abandonment issues. This rude leaving card for colleague delivers exactly the right amount of betrayal energy with the brutally funny message: “Congrats on Your New Job You F*cking Traitor.”
Perfect for coworkers who made the office bearable — and then had the nerve to leave. It’s the ultimate backhanded compliment: equal parts “we’ll miss you” and “how dare you.”
Ideal for farewell parties, desk ambushes, or slipping into their last lunch bag. Whether you’re sad, salty, or secretly jealous, this card turns messy emotions into shared laughter.
Printed on thick 324gsm matte cardstock, the card is blank inside for your personal send-off — funny, heartfelt, sarcastic, or all three.
For the colleague who became a friend, this card says goodbye with attitude, honesty, and the tiniest hint of emotional damage.
Product Compliance
- Materials: Premium Art Card Stock
- Packaging: Biodegradable sleeve (Eco-Friendly Fulfillment)
- Print Method: Giclée Fine Art Printing (High-Definition)
- Eco Standards: Recycled stock, vegan-friendly, water-based ink
- Warranty: 2-Year Warranty (UK & EEA) under Directive 1999/44/EC
- Safety Attestation: Issued February 2024 (Designed for Adult Use)
- Age Restriction: Designed for adult use
- Manufacturer: Helenz Ltd, operating JoyGREETS
- Location: 1415, Bulgaria, Sofia, Momino Venche 29
- Email: joy@joygreets.com
Nina Brown –
Print was awesome. Will buy again.
Ethan –
Got it sent to a friend — she was happy.
Tobias Allen –
Nice one. Arrived safe and looked good.
Jacob –
Thanks! Exactly what I needed.