Not every farewell is sweet — sometimes it’s downright savage (and hilarious). This Rude Leaving Card is for the colleague, friend, or office legend who’s finally escaping… and you’re not sure whether to cry, cheer, or insult them on the way out.
With the front message “Sorry You’re Leaving. Just Kidding … F*ck Off!”, this card pulls no punches and brings the laughs hard. It’s the perfect parting gift for the kind of relationship that thrived on sarcasm, banter, and inside jokes — and it makes sure they leave laughing.
Printed on premium matte cardstock, the card is blank inside so you can keep the roast going or switch it up with a secretly heartfelt message (we won’t tell). Great for coworkers, teammates, or anyone moving on — whether it’s a new job, city, or chapter.
Because when goodbyes are this funny, they’re almost easy.
Product Compliance
- Materials: Premium Art Card Stock
- Packaging: Biodegradable sleeve (Eco-Friendly Fulfillment)
- Print Method: Giclée Fine Art Printing (High-Definition)
- Eco Standards: Recycled stock, vegan-friendly, water-based ink
- Warranty: 2-Year Warranty (UK & EEA) under Directive 1999/44/EC
- Safety Attestation: Issued February 2024 (Designed for Adult Use)
- Age Restriction: Designed for adult use
- Manufacturer: Helenz Ltd, operating JoyGREETS
- Location: 1415, Bulgaria, Sofia, Momino Venche 29
- Email: joy@joygreets.com
Harper –
Thank you for this card, I didn’t even have to send it myself and see my ex-bf, you did it for me
Shawn –
It looks even better irl than on the screen. The colours are very bright
Hannah –
Little late, but perfect print.