New baby, new budget! Our Funny Pregnancy Card brings comic relief to the joys (and expenses) of parenthood. With the bold message “Congrats! You’re Officially Broke for a Very Long Time”, it’s a playful nod to the reality of baby life — perfect for parents-to-be who appreciate honesty wrapped in humor.
Whether you’re congratulating a friend, sibling, or coworker, this card says what others won’t — in the most hilarious way possible. Designed for those with a sense of humor about diapers, daycare, and dwindling savings, it’s sure to stand out from the rest.
Printed on high-quality cardstock, blank inside for your own personal note, and shipped with care — this card is equal parts cheeky and charming. Bring a smile to someone who’s about to spend the next 18+ years figuring out where all their money went!
Product Compliance
- Materials: Premium Art Card Stock
- Packaging: Biodegradable sleeve (Eco-Friendly Fulfillment)
- Print Method: Giclée Fine Art Printing (High-Definition)
- Eco Standards: Recycled stock, vegan-friendly, water-based ink
- Warranty: 2-Year Warranty (UK & EEA) under Directive 1999/44/EC
- Safety Attestation: Issued February 2024 (Designed for Adult Use)
- Age Restriction: Designed for adult use
- Manufacturer: Helenz Ltd, operating JoyGREETS
- Location: 1415, Bulgaria, Sofia, Momino Venche 29
- Email: joy@joygreets.com


Madison –
Ordered this one for my mum. She loved it.
Hannah Hall –
Ordered this one for my mum. She loved it.
Oliver Young –
Delivery took a bit but the card was worth it.