When someone’s expecting, you can go sweet… or you can go real. This Funny Pregnancy Congratulations Card is for the friend who would rather laugh through nausea than cry over ultrasound pics. Featuring the unapologetic front message “You’re F*cking Knocked Up”, it’s made for those who appreciate brutal honesty and a good sense of humor.
Perfect for best friends, sisters, coworkers, or anyone who won’t be offended by a little swearing and a lot of truth, this card keeps the moment light, funny, and totally on-brand. Whether it’s their first baby or their fourth, the message still hits.
Printed on premium cardstock with a smooth matte finish, the card is blank inside for your own hilarious advice, sincere words, or inappropriate jokes. Pair it with snacks, pickles, or just your presence — either way, they’ll remember it.
Product Compliance
- Materials: Premium Art Card Stock
- Packaging: Biodegradable sleeve (Eco-Friendly Fulfillment)
- Print Method: Giclée Fine Art Printing (High-Definition)
- Eco Standards: Recycled stock, vegan-friendly, water-based ink
- Warranty: 2-Year Warranty (UK & EEA) under Directive 1999/44/EC
- Safety Attestation: Issued February 2024 (Designed for Adult Use)
- Age Restriction: Designed for adult use
- Manufacturer: Helenz Ltd, operating JoyGREETS
- Location: 1415, Bulgaria, Sofia, Momino Venche 29
- Email: joy@joygreets.com
Hannah Smith –
Print was awesome. Will buy again.
Elena Brown –
Thanks! Exactly what I needed.
Hannah –
Little late, but perfect print.