If you’re going to miss him, why pretend otherwise? This Rude I Miss You Card for Him gets straight to the point — raw, real, and completely unfiltered. With the front message “I’m Going To F*cking Miss You”, it’s the perfect card for when emotions run high and sugarcoating isn’t your style.
Whether he’s moving away, changing jobs, or leaving your daily orbit, this card delivers the emotion with humor and a healthy dose of attitude. It’s bold, it’s direct, and it says exactly what you mean — probably better than you could say it out loud.
Perfect for friends, colleagues, partners, or even brothers, it works in both heartfelt and sarcastic situations (depending on how you fill the inside).
Printed on premium matte cardstock, the card is blank inside so you can write your own heartfelt goodbye, inside joke, or list of things that won’t be the same without him.
Product Compliance
- Materials: Premium Art Card Stock
- Packaging: Biodegradable sleeve (Eco-Friendly Fulfillment)
- Print Method: Giclée Fine Art Printing (High-Definition)
- Eco Standards: Recycled stock, vegan-friendly, water-based ink
- Warranty: 2-Year Warranty (UK & EEA) under Directive 1999/44/EC
- Safety Attestation: Issued February 2024 (Designed for Adult Use)
- Age Restriction: Designed for adult use
- Manufacturer: Helenz Ltd, operating JoyGREETS
- Location: 1415, Bulgaria, Sofia, Momino Venche 29
- Email: joy@joygreets.com


Ethan Young –
Got it sent to a friend — she was happy.
Michael –
Print was awesome. Will buy again.