“You’re Dead to Me” Dark Humor Birthday Card

5.99

(5 customer reviews)

A brutally honest dark humor birthday card for those who appreciate a little sarcasm.

  • Premium Sizes: 10×15 cm, 5×5″ (High-Quality Print)
  • Luxury Paper Weight: 324gsm (Optimal for Giclée Printing)
  • Front Message: In Dog Years You’re Dead.
  • Inside: Fully Personalized — add your own message or leave it blank
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Some friendships thrive on brutal honesty—and a lot of sarcasm. The “You’re Dead to Me” Dark Humor Birthday Card is perfect for the friend who loves edgy jokes and isn’t afraid of a little roast on their big day. With its sharp wit and bold design, this card delivers a hilarious jab that’ll leave them laughing, not crying. Crafted on premium cardstock and left blank inside for your own twisted message, it’s the ultimate way to say “Happy Birthday” while keeping it real. Give it to your best mate, your sibling, or that coworker with a dark sense of humor.

Product Compliance

  • Materials: Premium Art Card Stock
  • Packaging: Biodegradable sleeve (Eco-Friendly Fulfillment)
  • Print Method: Giclée Fine Art Printing (High-Definition)
  • Eco Standards: Recycled stock, vegan-friendly, water-based ink
  • Warranty: 2-Year Warranty (UK & EEA) under Directive 1999/44/EC
  • Safety Attestation: Issued February 2024 (Designed for Adult Use)
  • Age Restriction: Designed for adult use
  • Manufacturer: Helenz Ltd, operating JoyGREETS
  • Location: 1415, Bulgaria, Sofia, Momino Venche 29
  • Email: joy@joygreets.com

5 reviews for “You’re Dead to Me” Dark Humor Birthday Card

  1. Finn

    Cute design, paper felt nice.

  2. Kai Taylor

    Little late, but perfect print.

  3. Michael

    Print was awesome. Will buy again.

  4. Ava G.

    Love the design! Thick paper and lovely finish.

  5. Noel Allen

    Cute design, paper felt nice.

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