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Leaving a job or moving somewhere else can be an exciting but sad time, especially when you’re leaving family and friends behind. Using a little bit of humour always helps to lighten the mood and cheer people up. Get started with these ideas for what to write on a leaving card funny.

Wishing someone luck as they head off into a new adventure is a great way of showing you care and providing some support as they head into new pastures. Whilst it might feel emotional it’s a great time to look back on funny memories and send them off with a smile on their face, making sure the only tears shed are tears of laughter.

Today we’ll list some side-splitting funny messages that you can use to write in a funny leaving card.


  1. Congratulations of pursuing your dream of no longer working here.
  2. Sorry you’re living. Leaving, I mean leaving!
  3. F**king traitor!! We mean… Congrats on your new job!
  4. Good luck finding better colleagues than us.
  5. I can’t believe YOU ARE This place will be DEAD without you. TO US you can’t be replaced.
  6. I’m sure someone will miss you…
  7. I’m really going to miss ignoring your emails.
  8. Don’t leave me alone with these people!
  9. Clearly you were only thinking of yourself when you made this decision. It’s not too late to change your mind, we’ll forgive you.
  10. It’s not a goodbye if I’m still in denial that you’re leaving. See you soon!
  11. Everyone brings joy to this workplace. Some when they start, some when they leave… Best of luck.
  12. We will mis you, but probably not as much as you will miss us. We are pretty awesome.
  13. I hate to say Goodbye, so instead I’ll just say… NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
  14. Congratulations on quitting your job without being escorted out of the building.
  15. I hate to see you go, but I love to watch you leave.